How good is your spamese?

If you’re not bilingual but you’d like to be, there’s good news. You probably already know spamese, and you don’t have to worry about pronunciation of any of the words. Spamese isn’t spoken. It’s just for email and texts and such. It’s best learned from reading email subject lines. No, I’m not going to dignify spamese with a capital “S.” I’ve got two good reasons. I’ll explain later. For those…